If you try searching for "American Life" on KaZaA you get one of three mp3s. One that's a loop of the chorus of "American Life." A Second that's some crazy song that sounds like a Latina dancything. And Third, Madonna speaking "What the Fuck do you think you're doing" followed by minutes of silence.

Upon first hearing the third type, I thought, wow, Madonna's embracing high art now. If her version of America was a "WTF" followed by emptiness, that would be something special. But alas, just another anti-music piracy ploy. Looks like I'll have to buy your album Madonna.