Meet... OddJob

by phil on Tuesday May 30, 2006 9:49 PM

Alligator trapper
Artificial Inseminator

Baby Handler
Barbie's Dress Designer
Beer Taster
Bingo Caller
Body Piercer
Bra Designer
Bugler

Clockmaster
Coffin Maker
Coin Polisher
Colonics Therapist
Condom Tester
Crack Filler
Crime Scene Photographer
Curator

Diener
Dinosaur Duster
Dog Handler
Dog Sniffer
Dog Walker
Doll Doctor
Duckmaster

Earthworm Farmer
Egg Inspector

Fish counter
Foley Artist
Foot Model
Funeral Parlor Cosmetologist

Gold Reclaimer
Golf Ball Diver

Headmistress
Horse Anesthetist
Hotdoggers
Knife Thrower's Assistant

LEGO Model Maker

Matzo Cracker
Men's Room Attendant
Mohel

Oak Leaf Scrubber
Ocularist
Odor Judge
Oyster Shucker

Page Turner
Perfumer
Pet Cemetery Owner
Pooper Scooper
Porta Potty Serviceman
Potato Chip Inspector
Private Zoo Keeper

Riddler
Roller Coaster operator
Route Setter

Safe Cracker
Scoreboard Operator
Semen Collector
Sign Patroller
Snake Venom extractor
Solfeggist
Sparring Partner
Stanley Cup Keeper

Tampon Tester

Video Game Tester

Wax Figure Maker

Comments

stickman said on May 31, 2006 11:11 AM:

"No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really. "I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them. I mean it's only natural, a natural process really. Meet. Love. Part. Life goes on. There was never any reason to expect her to stay always the same -- I mean `in love,' you know." There were those doubt-quotes of Smoky's, heavily indicated. "I don't hold a grudge. I can't."

"You do," Grandfather Trout said. "And you don't understand."
-- Little, Big, "John Crowley"